I…I think this will be my ORAS OTP…
I REGRET NOTHING
—Levi's pick up lines
Nintendo, I offer unto thee, my first born son.
BECAUSE IM GIVING BIRTH RIGHT NOW AND I CANT AFFORD YOUR SHIT. PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCERE OFFERING.
Steven is a user of Mega Evolution. He wears a Mega Stickpin, which bears a Key Stone, one of the mysterious stones needed for a Pokémon to Mega Evolve.
WE ALL JUST GOT TROLLED BY NINTENDO BECAUSE FUCK U CHROM AND UR DRAMA.